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The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.
The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations:
If you have set yourself on fire, dont run.
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. Or if you are bald, yell.
If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.
If you are sprayed with a biological agent, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.
Michael Jackson is a teorrist, if you spot him... run the fuck away!
Hurricane's, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Make sure you think about it.
If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.
Try to absorb as much radiation as you can with your groin, it takes 5 mins 12 seconds to cook your genitals.
After exposure to radiation, consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.
If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit.
If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.
God damn I have way too much spare time.
The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations:
If you have set yourself on fire, dont run.If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. Or if you are bald, yell.If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.If you are sprayed with a biological agent, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.Michael Jackson is a teorrist, if you spot him... run the fuck away!Hurricane's, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Make sure you think about it.If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.Try to absorb as much radiation as you can with your groin, it takes 5 mins 12 seconds to cook your genitals.After exposure to radiation, consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit.If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.God damn I have way too much spare time.
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After exposure to Radiation Computer will give birth to Radio and take over the world
Shockwaves from farts can travel large distances, and provide a choking hazard for the elderly, and those with respitory disorders
After Exposure to radiation Your dick will glow in the dark. This is useful when traped and you need some light
Remember. 3 shakes is a wank.
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