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    Dogs list of complaints
    Ok, as your dog I want to state what can piss me off bigtime:
    1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.

    2. Blaming your farts on me........not funny

    3. Yelling at me for barking..... I"M A FRIGGIN DOG YOU IDIOT!!!

    4. How you natively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while your gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes like a cat?)

    5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. (Exactly whose walk is this anyway?)

    6. Any trick that involves balancing any food on my nose....stop it! I mean....c'mon already.

    7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?

    8. Getting upset when i sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but i havn't quite mastered the handshake thing yet.

    9. How you act disgusted when i lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, your just jealous.

    10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed my fur?

    11. Any hair cut that involves bows and ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

    12.When you insist on picking up piles in the yard. Do you know how far behind that puts me?

    13. Taking me to the vet for 'The big snip', then acting surpised when i freak everytime we go back there.

    14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. Wow, you fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

    15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us?

    From your dog

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    Did you come up with those or u read them someplace else ???

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    • #3
      Na your mama told me.............


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        Originally posted by vk6hgr
        My Hyosung couldn't do that speed if it was dropped in from orbit.