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  • Jasonstreet
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    Originally posted by Huggy View Post
    Terrible but funny..

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  • Para045
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    Originally posted by Huggy View Post
    Yeah I don't think the Blow Job they mentioned is what that kid is expecting

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  • Huggy
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    Originally posted by Speed Dealer View Post
    He was then charged with creating a false belief

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  • Speed Dealer
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    He was then charged with creating a false belief and is currently serving a 6 month sentence

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  • Commander Keen
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    Must have been lying about using paragraphs as well.

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  • DERPONT
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    Hahahaha gold!

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  • Supdog
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    Originally posted by TROUBLE View Post
    HAAHAAHAAHAA

    I just spat my red bull out.
    No wings for you

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  • TROUBLE
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    HAAHAAHAAHAA

    I just spat my red bull out.

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  • salt-rider
    started a topic Speeding ticket !

    Speeding ticket !

    A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it. Officer: The motorcycle is stolen? Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag? Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags. Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!? Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's motorcycle is this? Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it? Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag. Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them. Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags. Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

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