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    A man dies and goes to heaven, where he is met at the Pearly Gates by
    St Peter. He prepares to be judged.

    "Before you meet with God, I think I should tell you that we've looked
    at your life and you really haven't done anything particularly good or
    bad," says Peter. "In fact, we're not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?"

    The newly-arrived soul thinks for a moment and replies, "Yeah. Once I
    was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of bikies.
    So I pulled over, got out a baseball bat and went up to the leader of
    the bikies. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his
    body and a ring pierced through his nose.
    Well, I tore the ring out of his nose and told him he and his gang
    had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!"

    "I'm impressed," St Peter responds, "but when did this happen?"

    "About two minutes ago!"

    - Mage
    __________________________________________________ ___
    We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those
    Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughin',
    Did you?
    -- Homer Simpson
    Reality is the only obstacle to happiness

  • #2
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things


    • #3
      Sweet mate .....
      Dale Britton MotorCycles: 5/115
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      Kim Britton Kawasaki: 91 Dixon Rd, Rockingham, Ph: 9592-1113 ...


      • #4
        Rrrrra da da da da daaaaaa...........

        So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)


        • #5