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    For example:

    Saturn is a gas planet, so if you put in the bath, it would float (but it would leave a ring).

    or

    Continental breakfasts should be served on tectonic plates

    Come on, I know you can do better/worse (or Schrِdinger's joke - simultaneously better and worse).

    Pics too, if course. Just avoid putting too many pics in one post as most of us on Australian internet speeds.

    GO!!

    or not, I'm not the boss of you.
    https://parodieslost.blog/

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    What's the difference between a board and a plank?
    Boards can change, but Planck's constant.
    Don't live life being scared of death, live in the fear of not truly living. RP 2012

    I'm a BOM rider, that is, I need to check the Bureau of Meteorology before riding!

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    • #3
      I was up all night wondering where the Sun had gone; ... then it dawned on me.

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      • #4
        Trying to think of some science puns but I'm outta my "element"
        Its all good on Ducati's

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        • #5
          Heisenberg is riding along on his motorbike when he gets pulled over by the police. Policewoman says "Do you know
          how fast you were going?".

          Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am".
          Spiral out, keep going...

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          • #6
            i've been reading a book about anti gravity, it was hard to put down
            I cant help it if your perceptions don't match my reality


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            • #7
              My mate reckons he has the smartest duck ever.

              I saw him... all he does is 'Quark!'
              " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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              • #8
                Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

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                • #9
                  Why are there no night clubs on the moon?.....no atmosphere

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                  If a Mars a day helps you work rest and play... how come a moon ends up in court?
                  Smoke me a kipper...I'll be home in time for breakfast

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                  • #10
                    Don't live life being scared of death, live in the fear of not truly living. RP 2012

                    I'm a BOM rider, that is, I need to check the Bureau of Meteorology before riding!

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                    • #11
                      Schrِdinger's cat walks into a bar.
                      And doesn't.

                      S.
                      Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

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                      • #12
                        Pavlov's dog ...seems there is more to this manipulation thing.....than meets the aye.
                        " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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                        • #13
                          Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?
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                          • #14
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                            What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
                            A: Pull down its Genes!

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                            • #15
                              Chemistry cat FTW:


                              The best of chemistry cat

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                              Originally posted by agrid View Post
                              Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?

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