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  • NSFW - Name their sex-tape

    This comes from a thing I like to do with a member of this forum, who shall go nameless (because I can't recall her user name on here). To raise the sophistication of our dialogue, we often respond to each others' phrases with the non-sequitur "Name of your sex tape".


    Inspired by Jake Peralta from Brooklyn-99


    I'll give an example for the non-initiated and then go through the rules (yes, there are rules)

    Originally posted by potato View Post
    there will always be whingers

    Rule 1. - must be a non-sexual comment or part of comment taken out of context to appear inappropriately sexual here
    Rule 2. - you may delete words from a comment to change the context (that's the whole idea) but must not type anything in yourself
    Rule 3. - nominate as many users as you like, but you are limited to one sex-tape title per user

    To demonstrate rules 1 & 2, If you were to name my sex tape, you might choose this first part of the comment:
    Originally posted by Deborah View Post
    Please don't take this the wrong way,
    ,
    but this second part of that quote would not be suitable
    Originally posted by Deborah View Post
    but you can suck my dick
    . After all, no need to be vulgar.

    TO demonstrate rule 3, I will not be able to quote Potato again. Plenty of fish in this sea:
    Originally posted by Barfridge View Post
    froths at mouth
    Originally posted by chew View Post
    give some one else a laugh
    Originally posted by TurboR1 View Post
    got it in my hand
    You get the general idea.
    https://parodieslost.blog/

  • #2
    Originally posted by Deborah View Post
    A thing I like to do with a member
    Title of [MENTION=9945]Deborah[/MENTION]'s sex tape.


    Nine-Nine!
    Click Link for My Bikes:

    Aprilia RS250
    1985 GSXR750 "Slabbie"

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    • #3
      How very dare you. Also:

      Originally posted by Loud View Post
      Sounds frustrating
      Name of [MENTION=21401]Loud[/MENTION]'s sex tape.
      https://parodieslost.blog/

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Ryanoceros
        you really conditioned my sphincter
        am I doing it right ?
        Rest in Peace

        #294

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ryanoceros View Post
          am I doing it right ?
          Name of [MENTION=51498]Ryanoceros[/MENTION]' Sex Tape.

          Word is that, no, you're not.
          Click Link for My Bikes:

          Aprilia RS250
          1985 GSXR750 "Slabbie"

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Loud View Post
            Name of [MENTION=51498]Ryanoceros[/MENTION]' Sex Tape.

            Word is that, no, you're not.
            Left myself open for that one
            Rest in Peace

            #294

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ryanoceros View Post
              Left myself open
              Yes. Yes you did.
              https://parodieslost.blog/

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Deborah View Post
                Yes. Yes you did.
                Did I really?
                The only thing wrong with a perfect ride to work is that you end up at work.
                G T

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                • #9
                  Affirmative.

                  GT's sex tape:
                  Originally posted by Green Trident View Post
                  Beyond sad, approaching tragic.
                  https://parodieslost.blog/

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                  • #10
                    Going to thread from a decade ago...

                    Originally posted by Professor Redfern View Post
                    By the throat
                    Trying to think of a wise and sincere signature quote, but the only words that leap to mind are, "TITTY SPRINKLES"

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                    • #11
                      Two for one in the same post.

                      Originally posted by Shady7/8 View Post
                      Circle jerk cumming
                      Originally posted by Shady7/8 View Post
                      Toys ejected firmly.
                      Trying to think of a wise and sincere signature quote, but the only words that leap to mind are, "TITTY SPRINKLES"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by TurboR1 View Post
                        spread far and wide
                        Sometimes it's too easy
                        Commander Keen and Shady 7/8 are doing the Kiwi Shitbox rally 2016 as the Dropkick Dropbears- donate here to help us change cancer!


                        Originally posted by Martin Luther King Jnr
                        One has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws.
                        . .

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Shady7/8 View Post
                          Sometimes it's too easy
                          Yes, yes it is.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Deborah View Post
                            Yes. Yes.
                            Originally posted by Kristy View Post
                            Yes, yes.
                            Two for the price of one?
                            They hung a sign up in our town "If you live it up, you won't live it down"-Tom Waits

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                            • #15
                              Goddammit I knew the one post rule would come back to bite me in the arse.
                              https://parodieslost.blog/

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