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  • Only in Australia...

    Only in Australia... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
    ambulance.

    Only in Australia... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way
    to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people
    can buy cigarettes at the front.

    Only in Australia... do people order double cheeseburgers, large
    fries, and a DIET coke.

    Only in Australia... do banks leave the door open and chain the pens
    to the counters.

    Only in Australia... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on
    the drive and put our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

    Only in Australia... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in
    packs of eight.

    Only in Australia... do we use answering machines to screen calls and
    then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
    want to talk to in the first place.

    Only in Australia... are there disabled parking places in front of a
    skating rink.
    And finally, .........................

    For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on
    nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those
    conflicting medical studies.

    1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
    than
    the British or Americans or Australians.

    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
    the British or Americans or Australians.

    3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
    attacks than the British or Americans or Australians.

    4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
    heart attacks than the British or Americans or Australians.

    5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans or
    Australians.

    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English,
    apparently, is what kills you.
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    HAHAHAHA

    So true ....
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