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    > Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful
    > doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted
    > after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were
    > able to give to their elderly mother who lived far away in another
    > city.
    > The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."
    > The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theatre built in the
    > house."
    > The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her an SL600."
    > The fourth said, "Listen to this. You know how Mama loved reading the
    > Bible, and you know she can't read it anymore because she can't see
    > very well. I met this priest who told me about a parrot that can
    > recite the entire Bible. It took twenty priests 12 years to teach him.
    > I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the
    > church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and
    > verse and the parrot will recite it." The other brothers were
    > impressed.
    > After the holidays Mom sent out her 'Thank You' notes. She wrote:
    > "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but
    > I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."
    > "Michael, you give me an expensive theatre with Dolby sound, it could
    > hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and
    > I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just
    > the same."
    > "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries
    > delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good.
    > Thanks."
    > "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give
    > a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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      Well she did say that she was deaf, so couldn't hear the parrot anyway.....
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        Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

        Some say he only showers on even days of the week

        Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

        All we know is he's Hewie.