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what 'tendjewberrymud' means by the end of the conversation. This has been
nominated for best email of 1999. The following is a telephone
conversation between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in
Asia.
The call was recorded and later published in the Far East Economic
Review. Here goes....
> Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
> Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
> RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
> G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
> RS: "Ow July den?"
> G: "What??"
> RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
> G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
> RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
> G: "Crisp will be fine."
> RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
> G: "What?"
> RS: "San tos. July San tos?"
> G: "I don't think so"
> RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
> G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one
> toes'
> means.
> RS: "Toes! Toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow english mopping we
> bother?"
> G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,
> an English muffin will be fine.
> RS: "We bother?"
> G: "No...just put the bother on the side."
> RS: "Wad?"
> G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
> RS: "Copy?"
> G: "Sorry?"
> RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
> G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
> RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,
> tossy singlish mopping we bot her honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
> G: "Whatever you say"
> RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
> G: "You're welcome."
what 'tendjewberrymud' means by the end of the conversation. This has been
nominated for best email of 1999. The following is a telephone
conversation between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in
Asia.
The call was recorded and later published in the Far East Economic
Review. Here goes....
> Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
> Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
> RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
> G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
> RS: "Ow July den?"
> G: "What??"
> RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
> G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
> RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
> G: "Crisp will be fine."
> RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
> G: "What?"
> RS: "San tos. July San tos?"
> G: "I don't think so"
> RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
> G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one
> toes'
> means.
> RS: "Toes! Toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow english mopping we
> bother?"
> G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,
> an English muffin will be fine.
> RS: "We bother?"
> G: "No...just put the bother on the side."
> RS: "Wad?"
> G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
> RS: "Copy?"
> G: "Sorry?"
> RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
> G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
> RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,
> tossy singlish mopping we bot her honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
> G: "Whatever you say"
> RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
> G: "You're welcome."
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