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  • tendjewberrymud...

    It's amazing, you will understand

    what 'tendjewberrymud' means by the end of the conversation. This has been

    nominated for best email of 1999. The following is a telephone

    conversation between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in


    The call was recorded and later published in the Far East Economic

    Review. Here goes....

    > Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

    > Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"

    > RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

    > G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

    > RS: "Ow July den?"

    > G: "What??"

    > RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"

    > G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

    > RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

    > G: "Crisp will be fine."

    > RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"

    > G: "What?"

    > RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

    > G: "I don't think so"

    > RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

    > G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one

    > toes'

    > means.

    > RS: "Toes! Toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow english mopping we

    > bother?"

    > G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,

    > an English muffin will be fine.

    > RS: "We bother?"

    > G: "No...just put the bother on the side."

    > RS: "Wad?"

    > G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

    > RS: "Copy?"

    > G: "Sorry?"

    > RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

    > G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

    > RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,

    > tossy singlish mopping we bot her honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

    > G: "Whatever you say"

    > RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

    > G: "You're welcome."
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    I think i got most off that convosation .... LOL

    Bloody Room Service...... Hahahhaha
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