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    Ordering pizza in the year 2010

    Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Shack. May I have your order?

    Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."

    Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

    Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
    6102049998-45-54610."

    Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland
    Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at

    Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566.

    Which number are you calling from, sir?"

    Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

    Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

    Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your
    All-Meat Special pizzas..."

    Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

    Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

    Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very
    high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health
    Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

    Customer: "Darn! What do you recommend, then?"


    Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm

    sure you'll like it"

    Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

    Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your
    local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

    Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.
    What's the damage?"


    Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and
    your four kids, sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, comes to $49.99."

    Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

    Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.
    Your credit card balance is over its limit."

    Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your
    driver gets here."

    Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's
    overdrawn."

    Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready.
    How long will it take?"

    Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes.
    If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out
    getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little

    awkward."

    Customer: "How the heck do you know I'm riding a bike?"

    Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your
    car got repo'ed. But your Bikes paid up, so I just assumed that you'd
    be using it."

    Customer: "@#%/[email protected]&?#!"

    Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a
    July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."

    Customer: (Speechless)
    Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

    Customer: "No, nothing. Oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of
    Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas."

    Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us
    from offering free soda to diabetics."
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.

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    • #3
      that would kind of suck......


      :shock:

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      • #4
        It would probly take to long to order, since it took to long to read

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        • #5
          Which number are you calling from, sir?\"

          Really, In 7 years or so Caller ID STOPS working?
          Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still

          Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still

          Whoever is filthy... let him be filthy still

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          • #6
            Which number are you calling from, sir?\"

            Really, In 7 years or so Caller ID STOPS working?
            Suspend your disbelief.

            Maybe he had caller-ID-block on...

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            • #7
              hasnt really worked out that way now has it?
              Increasing my carbon footprint - one 500 @ a time...

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              • #8
                awesome timing on the thread revival lmao, funny stuff

                hard to believe it has sat completely unmolested for so long.
                Do you remember the good old days before the internet?

                when arguments were only entered into by the physically or intellectually able.

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                • #9
                  how the heck did you even find that?? lol
                  "None of us is as dumb as all of us"

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                  • #10
                    funny enough

                    You talk about domination, but have you ever caress her spine with your fingertips, Bedded her for the night, or gotten lost in her beauty?

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                    • #11
                      That would appear to be a transcript of this video.


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                      • #12
                        was looking for cmon freo 2010 thread - haha
                        Increasing my carbon footprint - one 500 @ a time...

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Rob View Post
                          was looking for cmon freo 2010 thread - haha
                          And you figured that it'd be at the bottom of the table forum?
                          Last edited by Magilla; 05-05-2010, 07:36 PM.
                          '====
                          //`
                          -Magilla
                          They observe my perambulations upon my gyroscopically-balanced personal transportation device, and I perceive at my core that they have thus concluded that I am Caucasian, and, while intelligent, I am also somewhat socially inept. - Peculiar Alfred
                          Eligible to shadow R & R-E NOW

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                          • #14
                            oh well at least you you stumbled on a good thread instead
                            "None of us is as dumb as all of us"

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                            • #15
                              Lol.. Thread revival funnier then the original joke

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