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    1. What doesn't belong in this list?
    a. Meat
    b. Eggs
    c. Wife
    d. Blowjob

    Answer : blowjob - You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't
    beat a blowjob.

    2. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

    Answer: So men can be open minded.

    3. What's the speed limit of sex?

    Answer: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

    4. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?

    Answer: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

    5. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

    Answer: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

    6. Three words to ruin a man's ego...

    Answer: "Is it in?"

    7. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough

    Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

    8. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?

    Answer: One of his fingers is clean.

    9. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?

    Answer. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

    10. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

    Answer: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're
    Such is life "Ned Kelly"

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    HAH good stuff