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  • Hi! I hate being on the dole...

    A guy walks into the local Centrelink office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate being on the dole. I'd really rather have a job."

    The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

    You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.

    >Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

    The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

    The guy says, "You're bullsh*ttng me!"

    The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah, well, you started it".
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.

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    • #3
      seriously though If anyone hears of a position like this coming up my number is 0419gordo hahahahaha

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      • #4
        You know it's not real when it starts with...

        A guy walks into the local Centrelink office, marches straight up to the counter

        That NEVER happens...
        Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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        • #5
          I guess

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          • #6
            Hahahahaha mmmm One can only dream.....

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            • #7
              haha, thats gold.

              I don't think Centrelink employees could think up of a story that fast though.

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