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    There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The
    toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.
    A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
    reports for her first day promptly at 0800.

    The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

    The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to
    rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow
    and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
    behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
    himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get
    there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over
    the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

    At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains
    of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag
    of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little
    piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew
    the little package between Elmo's legs.

    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
    hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm
    sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I
    think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday".

    "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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      hahahaha, elmo wid ballz hehehe, two test tickles hehehe
      I was raised on the Dairy....Bitch


      • #4

        now thats funny shit!

        I'm the noob you all pwn!


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