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    A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We
    have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex
    for one whole month." The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks
    returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the
    wife is crying and the husband obviously very depressed. "You are back so
    soon... Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired. "We are terribly ashamed
    to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required
    month...." the young man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened.
    "Well, the first week was difficult.... However, we managed to abstain
    through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of
    prayer, we managed to abstain." "However, the third week was unbearable. We
    tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible.... anything to keep our
    minds off carnal thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint
    and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust
    and had my way with her right then and there." admitted the man,
    "You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated
    the pastor. "We know" said the young man, hanging his head. "We're not
    welcome at Bunnings either."
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.

  • #2

    that reminds me of a web site...

    When the church just isn't quite in the right place...
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things


    • #3
      hahahaha. that one'll keep me giggeling for days


      • #4
        Perhaps now would be the time to introduce you heathens to the website that may save your very soul.

        Repent Sinners and see the true light of god.


        • #5
          Hahahaha ... That reminds me of the time i saw CAD's Momma in the shower and she dropped the soap.....

          :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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          Albany Hwy, Vic Park, Ph: 9470-1234 ...

          Kim Britton Kawasaki: 91 Dixon Rd, Rockingham, Ph: 9592-1113 ...