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    One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards
    with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife.
    Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up.

    When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water.

    To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"

    Mike said "Yes I did."

    She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500."

    So Mike thought about this financial situation and said O.K.

    She said come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then.

    Mike said, "I'll see you then."

    The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

    Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?"

    She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did."

    Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and

    asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.


    • #3
      hahahah. that makes me laugh


      • #4
        ahahahahahah legend!! :twisted:


        • #5
          Yeah, good one.


          • #6
            Originally posted by Ferris
            I love how PSB has turned into "Dear Martha"

            Figure shit out yourselves, retards.


            • #7

              <insert lame blonde joke and then not respond when people ask you about the awesome hottie in your avatar>
              Originally posted by Koola
              Someone sig this.