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A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. Open the
f'king safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
But we're not a real bank" she replies.
We don't have any money, this is a sperm bank".
Don't argue!.......... Open the f'ucking safe or I'll blow your head
off.
She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says "Take
out one of the bottles and drink it".
But it's full of sperm!" she replies nervously
Don't argue, just drink it" he says.
She takes the cap off and gulps it down.
Take out another one and drink it too" he demands.
She takes out another and drinks it as well.
Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and, to the girl's amazement,
it's her husband.
Not that f'ing difficult, is it?"
f'king safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
But we're not a real bank" she replies.
We don't have any money, this is a sperm bank".
Don't argue!.......... Open the f'ucking safe or I'll blow your head
off.
She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says "Take
out one of the bottles and drink it".
But it's full of sperm!" she replies nervously
Don't argue, just drink it" he says.
She takes the cap off and gulps it down.
Take out another one and drink it too" he demands.
She takes out another and drinks it as well.
Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and, to the girl's amazement,
it's her husband.
Not that f'ing difficult, is it?"
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