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    I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We
    lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy
    I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe
    rekindle a little of that magic.
    Wow! I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit
    older and a bit stockier / balder than when you last saw me!"
    She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! Yeah," I said,
    Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist band that's a few
    inches wider these days!"
    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she
    thought tubby bald men were cute!
    "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

    So I hung up.
    Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

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