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  • Fenris
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    Hehehe, nice one.

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  • Deej
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    Hahhahaa, hahaha.!!

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  • Flakey
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    Nice...

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  • KrissyH4
    started a topic Limo Driver

    Limo Driver

    After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo(and he
    doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on
    the curb.

    "Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take your
    seat so we can leave?"

    "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at
    the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."

    "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if
    something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to
    work that morning.

    "There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.

    Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the
    wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the
    airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it,accelerating the limo to 105mph.

    "Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope
    keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

    "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.

    The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the
    cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the
    radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

    The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo
    going a hundred and five.

    "So bust him," said the Chief.

    "I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.

    Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"

    "No, I mean really important," said the cop.

    The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

    Cop: "Bigger."

    Chief: "Governor?"

    Cop: "Bigger."

    "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

    Cop: "I think it's God!"

    Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"

    Cop: "He's got the Pope for a limo driver!"
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