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Three friends meet up the morning after a serious night out on the piss, they all look pale and sickly.
The first guy says to his mate "I was really drunk and I feel so sick, when I got home last night the first thing I did was blow chunks."
The second guy says "Man I'm sick too, when I got home I realised I'd lost my keys and I had to sleep in the garden."
The third guy says "I was really hammered, when I go home & tried to make a sandwich I stated a fire in my kitchen and I burnt the whole house down."
The first guy speaks up again "Guys guys, you don't understand," he's shaking his head, "Chunks is my dog."
The first guy says to his mate "I was really drunk and I feel so sick, when I got home last night the first thing I did was blow chunks."
The second guy says "Man I'm sick too, when I got home I realised I'd lost my keys and I had to sleep in the garden."
The third guy says "I was really hammered, when I go home & tried to make a sandwich I stated a fire in my kitchen and I burnt the whole house down."
The first guy speaks up again "Guys guys, you don't understand," he's shaking his head, "Chunks is my dog."
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