Men are like...

[Flakey]

Men are like ... Laxatives ... They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are
Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.
Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ... Department Stores . Their clothes are always ½ off.
Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of >emotion.
Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little >while.
Men are like ... Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

[Daise]

Why are men like public toilets? They're either engaged, disable, or full of shit!

Flakey bud, you started it! :twisted:

[Hewie]

Why are women like prawns ???

[subdued]

Once you finsih with the tailend the ehads just full of shit?

or something to that degree?


:? :?

[Pva_Glue]

Why are men like public toilets? They're either engaged, disable, or full of shit!

Flakey bud, you started it! :twisted:

also known as "TOILET SEAT JUSTICE"

if you piss on the seat, one day you will get a toilet seat with piss on it.
:roll: