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    Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose
      a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the
      men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was,
      once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that
      floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave
      the place, never to return.
     
      A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
      husbands...
     
      First floor
      The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."
      The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having
      job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
     
      Second floor
      The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
      extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's
      further up?"
     
      Third floor
      This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
      looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women,
      "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
     
      Fourth floor
      This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
      are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
      romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be
      awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
     
      Fifth floor
      The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
      prove that women are fucking impossible to please. The exit is to your
      left, we hope you fall down the stairs."
    Spike

  • #2
    hahaha omg that so true hahaha

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    • #3
      hahahaha. love it mate. love it

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      • #4
        We know what we want and it goes to show that it isn't out there!!!!

        Ggggrrrrrrrr :twisted:

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        • #5
          We know what we want
          No you dont ...

          and it goes to show that it isn't out there!!!!

          Ggggrrrrrrrr :twisted:
          yeah it is .. you just cant afford me
          Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

          Some say he only showers on even days of the week

          Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

          All we know is he's Hewie.

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          • #6
            We know what we want
            No you dont ...

            and it goes to show that it isn't out there!!!!

            Ggggrrrrrrrr :twisted:
            yeah it is .. you just cant afford me
            haha Yea Hewie is one expensive man whore

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