Bruce and Tom were a couple of drinking buddies, who worked as aeroplane
mechanics in Melbourne. One day the airport was fogged in and they were
stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Bruce said, "Man I wish we had something to drink".

Tom said, "Me too. You know I have heard you can drink jet fuel and get a
buzz. You want to try it?"

So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got
completely smashed.

The next morning Bruce wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.


Then the phone's Tom.

Tom says "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Bruce says, "I feel great, how about you?"

Tom says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hang over?"

Bruce says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff-no hangovers-nothing. We
ought to do this more often."

"Yea, well there's just one thing......"

"What's that?"

"Have you farted yet?"


"Well don't, 'cos I'm in Adelaide."