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  • Jelly beans

    A little kid was sitting on the top of a flight of stairs and his mum
    was watching him. The kid had a bag of jelly beans. He put one in his mouth, grabbed the cat and bit it.

    He then dropped down to the next step, put another jelly bean in his mouth, bit the cat again and dropped down to the next step.

    His mum, wondered what he was doing and went up and asked him.

    "I'm playing truckies." said the kid, "Poppin pills, eating pussy and movin' on."

  • #2
    Fuckin lol



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    • #3


      i wanna be a truckie
      Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

      Some say he only showers on even days of the week

      Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

      All we know is he's Hewie.

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