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Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a World
>Cup cricket match in England. At the station, the three New
>Zealanders each buy a ticket and watch as the three Aussies buy just one
>ticket between them.
>"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of
>the Kiwis.
>"Watch and learn." answers one of the Aussies.
>They all board the train. The New Zealanders take their respective seats
>but
>all three Aussies cram into a toilet and close the door behind
>them.
>Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting
>tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, Ticket, please."
>The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
>The conductor takes it and moves on. The New Zealanders see this and agree
>it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the
>Australians on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the
>station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their
>astonishment
> the Aussies don't buy a ticket at all!!
>"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Kiwi.
>"Watch and learn," answers an Aussie.
>When they board the train the three Kiwis cram into a toilet and the three
>Aussies cram into another toilet nearby. The train departs. Then one of the
>Aussies comes out of the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the
>Kiwis
>are hiding.
>He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."
>Cup cricket match in England. At the station, the three New
>Zealanders each buy a ticket and watch as the three Aussies buy just one
>ticket between them.
>"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of
>the Kiwis.
>"Watch and learn." answers one of the Aussies.
>They all board the train. The New Zealanders take their respective seats
>but
>all three Aussies cram into a toilet and close the door behind
>them.
>Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting
>tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, Ticket, please."
>The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
>The conductor takes it and moves on. The New Zealanders see this and agree
>it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the
>Australians on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the
>station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their
>astonishment
> the Aussies don't buy a ticket at all!!
>"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Kiwi.
>"Watch and learn," answers an Aussie.
>When they board the train the three Kiwis cram into a toilet and the three
>Aussies cram into another toilet nearby. The train departs. Then one of the
>Aussies comes out of the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the
>Kiwis
>are hiding.
>He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."