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    Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a World
    >Cup cricket match in England. At the station, the three New
    >Zealanders each buy a ticket and watch as the three Aussies buy just one
    >ticket between them.
    >"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of
    >the Kiwis.
    >"Watch and learn." answers one of the Aussies.
    >They all board the train. The New Zealanders take their respective seats
    >but
    >all three Aussies cram into a toilet and close the door behind
    >them.
    >Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting
    >tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, Ticket, please."
    >The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
    >The conductor takes it and moves on. The New Zealanders see this and agree
    >it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the
    >Australians on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the
    >station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their
    >astonishment
    > the Aussies don't buy a ticket at all!!
    >"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Kiwi.
    >"Watch and learn," answers an Aussie.
    >When they board the train the three Kiwis cram into a toilet and the three
    >Aussies cram into another toilet nearby. The train departs. Then one of the
    >Aussies comes out of the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the
    >Kiwis
    >are hiding.
    >He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."
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