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    Please note that this Bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the below outlined procedures when accessing their accounts. MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed after months of careful research. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.


    1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    2. Put down your car window.
    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    6. Put window up.
    7. Drive off.


    1. Drive up to cash machine.
    2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
    3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
    4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
    5. Turn the radio down.
    6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
    7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
    8. Insert card.
    9. Reinsert card the right way up.
    10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
    11. Enter PIN.
    12. Press cancel and reenter correct PIN.
    13. Enter amount of cash required.
    14. Check make up in rear view mirror.
    15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
    16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
    17. Place receipt in back of checkbook.
    18. Recheck make-up again.
    19. Drive forward 2 feet.
    20. Reverse back to cash machine.
    21. Retrieve card.
    22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
    23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver queuing behind.
    24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
    25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
    26. Release Parking Brake.
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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    • #3
      you can apply those rules for a petrol station too :roll:
      Originally posted by vk6hgr
      My Hyosung couldn't do that speed if it was dropped in from orbit.


      • #4
        you can apply those rules for a petrol station too  :roll:
        And at the payment station at the carpark exit - but don't forget the most important rule - spend so much time farting about holding everyone else up that their tokens expire.


        • #5
          haha nice one


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            It's so true , i can just see that now ....
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