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Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked
over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles
per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back
she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It
scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of
trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering
wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee
between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND
TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of
my mouth, ruined my shirt and disconnected an important call!
F****NG WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!
over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles
per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back
she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It
scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of
trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering
wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee
between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND
TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of
my mouth, ruined my shirt and disconnected an important call!
F****NG WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!
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