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    Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked
    over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles
    per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her

    I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back
    she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It
    scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which
    knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of
    trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering
    wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee
    between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND
    TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of
    my mouth, ruined my shirt and disconnected an important call!

    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    Jeez flakey, some drivers eh? I hope she didn't cause you to miss any important subtitles on the 'festival section' DVD you were watching - last time it happened to me I had to change the batteries in the remote so I could rewind. I was watching A Few Good Men dubbed into Malay then subtitlled in engrish - "You are unable to hold onto the trueness"


    • #3
      Thats the funniest stuff ... But umm Flakey who's cage was ya driving ???


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