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Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One
day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a
hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had
all the prostitutes lined up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's
grandma came around the corner.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not
willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just
lining up for some.
"Wow, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for
myself", and she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going
down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still
going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma replied," Oh, it's
easy, dear.
I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry.
The policeman fainted.
day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a
hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had
all the prostitutes lined up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's
grandma came around the corner.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not
willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just
lining up for some.
"Wow, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for
myself", and she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going
down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still
going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma replied," Oh, it's
easy, dear.
I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry.
The policeman fainted.
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