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  • Blade_954
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    10 spd bike........

    For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

    The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase.

    So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

    Little Patrick told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too......and I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no fucking bike!"