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    Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of
    gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and
    impossible to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined
    the cause of the problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse,
    there were no male Gorillas of the species available.

    Whilst in emergency session to find a solutin, the Zoo Management
    Board noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad who was responsible for fixing the
    Zoo's machinery, walk past the meeting room.

    Graham, like most Kiwis, had little sense, but seemed to be
    possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the
    Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.

    Graham was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to
    have sex with the gorilla for $500? Graham showed some interest, but
    said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

    The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their
    offer, but only under three conditions:

    First," he said, "I don't want to have to kuss er. Sicondly, you
    must niver tull anyone about thus."

    The Zoo management quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked
    what was his third condition.

    "Wull," said Graham, "You gotta give me another week to come up with
    the $500."
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    hehe where do get all this flakey....


    • #3
      :shock: but funny


      • #4
        Flakey has got nothin better to do, he sits on the net all day looking up this stuff .....

        HHAHAHAHAHAHA .....

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