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Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of
gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and
impossible to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined
the cause of the problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse,
there were no male Gorillas of the species available.
Whilst in emergency session to find a solutin, the Zoo Management
Board noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad who was responsible for fixing the
Zoo's machinery, walk past the meeting room.
Graham, like most Kiwis, had little sense, but seemed to be
possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the
Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.
Graham was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to
have sex with the gorilla for $500? Graham showed some interest, but
said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under three conditions:
First," he said, "I don't want to have to kuss er. Sicondly, you
must niver tull anyone about thus."
The Zoo management quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked
what was his third condition.
"Wull," said Graham, "You gotta give me another week to come up with
the $500."
gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and
impossible to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined
the cause of the problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse,
there were no male Gorillas of the species available.
Whilst in emergency session to find a solutin, the Zoo Management
Board noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad who was responsible for fixing the
Zoo's machinery, walk past the meeting room.
Graham, like most Kiwis, had little sense, but seemed to be
possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the
Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.
Graham was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to
have sex with the gorilla for $500? Graham showed some interest, but
said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under three conditions:
First," he said, "I don't want to have to kuss er. Sicondly, you
must niver tull anyone about thus."
The Zoo management quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked
what was his third condition.
"Wull," said Graham, "You gotta give me another week to come up with
the $500."
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