The Definition of Bravery

[Deej]

True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted
by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask: Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

[dugy]

:shock:

[Daise]

Bravery, insanity, or just dutch courage...

[ChOOkiE]

haha... I like it!

[djnitrous]

Funny

[Campo]

nice............................

[Gordo]

or when she asks " does my bum look big in these jeans ? "

replying ( from a distance ) "DON'T BLAME THE JEANS"

[CAD]

or when she asks \" does my bum look big in these jeans ? \"  

replying ( from a distance ) \"DON'T BLAME THE JEANS\"    

OR...

wife: "these jeans make my ass look fat"

husband: "No...your fat ass makes your ass look fat"

[dodgyone]

bravery

Or coming home late after a big night, stinking like booze and cheap perfume, climbing into bed with the Mrs and whispering in her ear: your next bitch....

[Boxhead]

The man is a god

[Mr John]

Now that's not bravery, that's death wish stuff.