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  • Proper grammar in post's...

    1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
    2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
    3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
    4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
    5. Avoid clich├ęs like the plague.
    6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
    7. Be more or less specific.
    8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
    9. No sentence fragments.
    10. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.
    11. Don't use no double negatives.
    12. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
    13. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary.
    14. Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.
    15. Kill all exclamation marks!!!
    16. Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
    17. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
    18. Puns are for children, not groan readers.
    19. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
    21. Always check numbered lists.
    22. HEADNGS: Check these letter by letter.
    23. Never make generalisations, as they're always wrong.
    24. Don't use a thesaurus, lexicon, glossary, vocabulary, or synonym finder.
    25. Don't use sexist language -- the bitches don't like it.
    26. always put a capital letter at the beginning of sentences and a full
    stop at the end
    27. Make shore ewe ewes aye spell chequer!
    28. Avoid tautological repetitions of the same thing more than once.
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    fuck.. I'm in tears man.. that was really good
    my favourite is probably "avoid cliches like the plague" hahahah
    Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.


    • #3

      So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)


      • #4
        Eye halve as bell in chequer
        It came with my pea sea
        It plane lea marques four my revue
        Miss steaks eye kin not sea

        Eyes trike a quay and tie pah word
        And weight fore it two say
        Weather eye am wrong oar Wright
        Itch owes me strait a weigh

        As soon as a mist ache is maid
        It nose bee fore two long
        And eye can put the airer rite
        Its rare lea ever wrong

        Eye have run this poem threw it
        I am shore yore pleased too no
        Its let a perfect awl the weigh
        My Chequer tolled me sew
        Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things


        • #5
          Haha great dig at the spelling checker!! haha
          mmmmm sacrilicious