Proper grammar in post's...

[mastrmage]

Haha great dig at the spelling checker!! haha

[Flakey]

Eye halve as bell in chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plane lea marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin not sea

Eyes trike a quay and tie pah word
And weight fore it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar Wright
Itch owes me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the airer rite
Its rare lea ever wrong

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore yore pleased too no
Its let a perfect awl the weigh
My Chequer tolled me sew

[Deej]

[ChOOkiE]

hahahahahahahahhahaha
fuck.. I'm in tears man.. that was really good
my favourite is probably "avoid cliches like the plague" hahahah

[Flakey]

1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid clichés like the plague.
6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
7. Be more or less specific.
8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
9. No sentence fragments.
10. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.
11. Don't use no double negatives.
12. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
13. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary.
14. Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.
15. Kill all exclamation marks!!!
16. Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
17. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
18. Puns are for children, not groan readers.
19. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
21. Always check numbered lists.
22. HEADNGS: Check these letter by letter.
23. Never make generalisations, as they're always wrong.
24. Don't use a thesaurus, lexicon, glossary, vocabulary, or synonym finder.
25. Don't use sexist language -- the bitches don't like it.
26. always put a capital letter at the beginning of sentences and a full
stop at the end
27. Make shore ewe ewes aye spell chequer!
28. Avoid tautological repetitions of the same thing more than once.