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Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q: What is a Yankee?
A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
A: About three inches.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q: What is a Yankee?
A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
A: About three inches.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
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