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  • Mr John
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    Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
    A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
    Eeeewwwww - drippy hooker cracks scare me.

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  • Flakey
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    HAHAHA...

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  • Pure Power
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    Naughty Riddles

    Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
    A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

    Q: What's the height of conceit?
    A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

    Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
    A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

    Q: What is a Yankee?
    A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

    Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
    A: About three inches.

    Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
    A: 45 minutes.

    Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    A: Breasts don't have eyes.

    Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
    A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

    Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
    A: They don't have balls to scratch.
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