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  • Never underestimate a woman!!!

    A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40mph,
    the wive is behind the wheel.
    Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he say's.
    "I know we have been married for twenty years, but i want a divorce."
    The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45mph.
    The husband speaks again.
    "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he say's, "because i've been having an affair with your best friend,
    and she's a far better lover than you are."
    Again the wife stays quiet, grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.
    He pushes his luck.
    "I want the house," he continues.
    Up to 60.
    "I want the car too," he says,
    "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."
    The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
    This makes him a wee bit nerveous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"
    The wife at last replies - in a quiet and calm controlled voice. "No i got everything i need." she says.
    "Oh, really?" he inquires, "so what have you got?"
    Just before they slam into the wall at 75mph, the wife turns to him and says
    "The airbag."

    Never underestimate how a woman thinks!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Typical bloody woman

  • #2
    That's what I'm talking bout!!!!!!


    • #3
      Typical women driver "Its ok I have an airbag, he he he he" *in a Barbie tone of voice
      1, Always look good
      2, Always know what you're doing
      3, In failure of step 2 refer to step one