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    What do you call a donkey with one leg?
    A wonky donkey

    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
    A winky wonky donkey

    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?
    A bonky winky wonky donkey

    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
    breaking wind?
    A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
    breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?
    A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
    breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
    A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
    breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a
    Bus?
    F*ckin' talented!

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    ANY DONKEY (OR HORSE) THAT GETS RODE EVRY DAY BY CHICKS IN TIGHT PANTS AND FUCK ME BOOTS IS INDEED A LUCKY DONKEY..............

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    • #3
      ANY DONKEY (OR HORSE) THAT GETS RODE EVRY DAY BY CHICKS IN TIGHT PANTS AND FUCK ME BOOTS IS INDEED A LUCKY DONKEY..............
      Why do you boys have a 'thing' about girls that ride horses!!!!!! :evil:
      And my pony doesn't like to be ridden everyday!?!?

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      • #4
        hmmmm jodphurs
        Every one has a story.....

        http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...updates-82338/

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        • #5
          ANY DONKEY (OR HORSE) THAT GETS RODE EVRY DAY BY CHICKS IN TIGHT PANTS AND FUCK ME BOOTS IS INDEED A LUCKY DONKEY..............
          Why do you boys have a 'thing' about girls that ride horses!!!!!! :evil:
          Hmm. "a 'thing' about girls that ride horses" :?: , or simply a feeling of awe for an animal that gets ridden EVERY day without excuses :twisted:
          If only the young knew; If only the old could

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          • #6
            It's all about girls asride big beasts, breasts thrust forward by the posture, wearing jodphurs and big fuck me boots & rocking'n'grinding that saddle. Does that explain it?

            I need a glass of water just thinking about it.



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            • #7
              It's all about girls asride big beasts, breasts thrust forward by the posture, wearing jodphurs and big fuck me boots & rocking'n'grinding that saddle. Does that explain it?

              I need a glass of water just thinking about it.
              Hmm. Never thought of it from that view :shock: Just as well I gave up on horses and got a bike instead :!:
              If only the young knew; If only the old could

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              • #8
                It's all about girls asride big beasts, breasts thrust forward by the posture, wearing jodphurs and big fuck me boots & rocking'n'grinding that saddle. Does that explain it?

                I need a glass of water just thinking about it.
                Hahahahaaaa......Wait until you see some of the 'larger' riders wearing jod's and grinding the saddle........

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                • #9
                  maybe thats what he WAS thinking about PP....

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                  • #10
                    Hahahahaaaa......Wait until you see some of the 'larger' riders wearing jod's and grinding the saddle........
                    Nooooooooooooo I cant get the image out of my mind.... :shock:
                    If you can... you MUST!

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                    • #11
                      Is it inappropriate to shave "No Fat Chicks" on a horse's hind quarters?



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                      • #12
                        Is it inappropriate to shave "No Fat Chicks" on a horse's hind quarters?
                        Hahahahaaaaaaa.......I would if I could but already shaved all her hair off

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                        • #13
                          Is it inappropriate to shave "No Fat Chicks" on a horse's hind quarters?
                          Can you teach horses to say things in english?

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                          • #14
                            Is it inappropriate to shave \"No Fat Chicks\" on a horse's hind quarters?
                            Can you teach horses to say things in english?
                            Only if we can incorporate 'whinney' and 'neigh' into the language.

                            OK so shaving is out - PP are you gonna cry if I suggest branding?



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                            • #15
                              Is it inappropriate to shave \"No Fat Chicks\" on a horse's hind quarters?
                              Can you teach horses to say things in english?
                              Only if we can incorporate 'whinney' and 'neigh' into the language.

                              OK so shaving is out - PP are you gonna cry if I suggest branding?
                              Tell you what...how about we brand your ass first and if you don't cry then we can ask the horse who will probably then kick your sore ass :evil:

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