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  • Women are like apples on trees.

    The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to
    reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting
    hurt.
    Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't
    as good, but easy....... So the apples at the top think something is
    wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait
    for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all
    the way to the top of the tree.
    And... Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up
    to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something
    acceptable to have dinner with.

  • #2
    Luckly i dont have a fear of heights or good looking girls for that matter :twisted:

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    • #3
      But do the ones at the top still swallow?

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      • #4
        Being at the top also means that you have further to falll once they've ripped ya heart out thru ya wallet... :roll:
        Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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        • #5
          Wot a load of dribble
          If you can... you MUST!

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          • #6
            But do the ones at the top still swallow?
            HAHAHA!! not all 'rotten' one's do either!
            ...having dinner with KARMA tonight...

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            • #7
              Yeah just hang around for long enough and the ones at the top will eventually fall too- then you can pick 'em up, chew 'em up, and spit 'em out again, ha!



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              • #8
                Aaaawww come on guys.....play nice

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                • #9
                  Aaaawww come on guys.....play nice
                  Hang on - is this something to do with women stomping the sh*t out of men? ?? see topic starter.

                  The problem here is you're original post didn't mention the rest of the sweet'n'juicy apples on the tree just aching for a good sound plucking by a man with big strong hands and who knows how to use them!

                  And some of those grapes, if squeezed and treated correcly, are like a very fine wine, so good that you eagerly swallow the lot, lick your lips and beg for another helping.



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                  • #10
                    Re: Women are like apples on trees.

                    The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
                    It's all a conspiracy, I climbed to the top of the tree and there were no apples.

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                    • #11
                      fuck climbing.. *starts chainsaw*

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                      • #12
                        fuck climbing.. *starts chainsaw*
                        Oh that is so bloody funny!!!! Dont know about u blokes but I climbed and I found..... 8)
                        Quote: "What do i like about the GP?......The Crumpet I S&#39;pose" <span style="font-family:Times">The Late Barry Sheene &#39;01</span>

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                        • #13
                          How do ya like them apples!!!!!
                          1, Always look good
                          2, Always know what you&#39;re doing
                          3, In failure of step 2 refer to step one

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                          • #14
                            fuck ace, i would hate to see the size of the bloody trees round at your place..... :shock: :shock:

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                            • #15
                              I just bought the land the forrest sits in.

                              So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)

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