Women are like apples on trees.

[Pure Power]

The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to
reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting
hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't
as good, but easy....... So the apples at the top think something is
wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait
for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all
the way to the top of the tree.
And... Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up
to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

[Deza]

Luckly i dont have a fear of heights or good looking girls for that matter :twisted:

[subdued]

But do the ones at the top still swallow?

[Flakey]

Being at the top also means that you have further to falll once they've ripped ya heart out thru ya wallet... :roll:

[Klink]

Wot a load of dribble

[Blade_954]

But do the ones at the top still swallow?

HAHAHA!! not all 'rotten' one's do either!

[Mr John]

Yeah just hang around for long enough and the ones at the top will eventually fall too- then you can pick 'em up, chew 'em up, and spit 'em out again, ha!

[Pure Power]

Aaaawww come on guys.....play nice

[Mr John]

Aaaawww come on guys.....play nice

Hang on - is this something to do with women stomping the sh*t out of men? ?? see topic starter.

The problem here is you're original post didn't mention the rest of the sweet'n'juicy apples on the tree just aching for a good sound plucking by a man with big strong hands and who knows how to use them!

And some of those grapes, if squeezed and treated correcly, are like a very fine wine, so good that you eagerly swallow the lot, lick your lips and beg for another helping.

[Fenris]

Re: Women are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

It's all a conspiracy, I climbed to the top of the tree and there were no apples.

[oblivion]

fuck climbing.. *starts chainsaw*

[Boxhead]

fuck climbing.. *starts chainsaw*

Oh that is so bloody funny!!!! Dont know about u blokes but I climbed and I found..... 8)

[Ace]

How do ya like them apples!!!!!

[Bulbous]

fuck ace, i would hate to see the size of the bloody trees round at your place..... :shock: :shock:

[Deej]

I just bought the land the forrest sits in.