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    A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
    I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for
    tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
    "Good," she replies. "Get your own f....ng blanket!"
    After a moment of silence, he farted.

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    Bwahaha

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