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  • SEX MATHEMATICS

    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex (try for more than once but less than 10)
    2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
    3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
    4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................
    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754.... If you haven't, add 1753 .......
    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.!
    You should have a three digit number ..

    The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week).
    The next two numbers are ........
    YOUR AGE! ~ ( Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )

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    Not bad... I think I've seen this trick before in an email...
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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    • #3
      Re: SEX MATHEMATICS

      1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex (try for more than once but less than 10)
      They ask how much sex I want and I can only have less than 10! What kind of crock is this?

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      • #4
        Re: SEX MATHEMATICS

        1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex (try for more than once but less than 10)
        They ask how much sex I want and I can only have less than 10! What kind of crock is this?
        Yeah thats how many times.. but not for how long
        Will you insure me?!

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        • #5
          maths

          When I think of sex and mathmatics I think of a sms I got a while ago.
          Im gonna teach you maths by..
          Subtracting your clothes
          Adding you to the bed
          Divide your legs
          Give you a square root and
          Hope to god you dont multiply.

          A little corny but amusing.

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          • #6
            Re: maths

            When I think of sex and mathmatics I think of a sms I got a while ago.
            Im gonna teach you maths by..
            Subtracting your clothes
            Adding you to the bed
            Divide your legs
            Give you a square root and
            Hope to god you dont multiply.

            A little corny but amusing.
            Yeah, i remember that one ....
            Bloody brilliant ...

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