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  • Maarken
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    Re: maths

    When I think of sex and mathmatics I think of a sms I got a while ago.
    Im gonna teach you maths by..
    Subtracting your clothes
    Adding you to the bed
    Divide your legs
    Give you a square root and
    Hope to god you dont multiply.

    A little corny but amusing.
    Yeah, i remember that one ....
    Bloody brilliant ...

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  • dodgyone
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    maths

    When I think of sex and mathmatics I think of a sms I got a while ago.
    Im gonna teach you maths by..
    Subtracting your clothes
    Adding you to the bed
    Divide your legs
    Give you a square root and
    Hope to god you dont multiply.

    A little corny but amusing.

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  • FraG
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    Re: SEX MATHEMATICS

    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex (try for more than once but less than 10)
    They ask how much sex I want and I can only have less than 10! What kind of crock is this?
    Yeah thats how many times.. but not for how long

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  • Fenris
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    Re: SEX MATHEMATICS

    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex (try for more than once but less than 10)
    They ask how much sex I want and I can only have less than 10! What kind of crock is this?

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  • Flakey
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    Not bad... I think I've seen this trick before in an email...

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    SEX MATHEMATICS

    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex (try for more than once but less than 10)
    2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
    3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
    4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................
    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754.... If you haven't, add 1753 .......
    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.!
    You should have a three digit number ..

    The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week).
    The next two numbers are ........
    YOUR AGE! ~ ( Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )
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