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    Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

    His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to
    tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my
    birthday."

    Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker.
    He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
    Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for
    his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did.

    Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on
    his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell
    him why he deserved a bike for his birthday.

    Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write
    God a letter.

    LETTER 1:
    Dear God: I want a bicycle for my
    birthday. I want a red one.
    Your friend,
    Leroy

    Leroy knew this wasn't true.
    He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter
    and started over.
    LETTER 2:
    Dear God:
    This is your friend Leroy.
    I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike
    for my birthday.
    Thank you,
    Leroy

    Leroy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and
    started again.

    LETTER 3:
    Dear God:
    I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike
    for my birthday.
    Leroy
    Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either, so he wrote
    another letter.

    LETTER 4:
    Dear God:
    I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.
    I will be a good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.
    Thank you,
    Leroy
    Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get
    him a bike.

    By now, Leroy was very upset.
    He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church.
    Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked because Leroy looked very
    sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said.
    Leroy walked down the street to the church and up to the altar.
    He looked around to see if anyone was there.
    He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary.
    He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the
    street, into his house, and up to his room.

    He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and
    a pen.

    Leroy began to write his letter to God.
    LETTER 5:
    I GOT YOUR MAMA.

    IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.

    Signed,
    YOU KNOW WHO
    Originally posted by vk6hgr
    My Hyosung couldn't do that speed if it was dropped in from orbit.

  • #2
    HA!HA!HA! it must have worked because i,ve got the new red toy at home oops :shock: will have to take mama back know.

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    • #3
      Bwahahaha Nice one.

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      • #4
        Where do u find this stuff ???

        Dale Britton MotorCycles: 5/115
        Albany Hwy, Vic Park, Ph: 9470-1234 ...


        Kim Britton Kawasaki: 91 Dixon Rd, Rockingham, Ph: 9592-1113 ...

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