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Thought this was pretty good, why didn't I think of that whilst at school:
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom & sees a letter over the
bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have
eloped with my new boyfriend.
I found real passion & he is so nice, with all
his piercing & tattoos & his big motorcycle.
But it's not only that Mum, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will
be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more
children with me & that's one of my dreams too.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing
it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine &
ecstasy we may want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure,
for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so that you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted
to show you that there are worse things in life than the school
report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom & sees a letter over the
bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have
eloped with my new boyfriend.
I found real passion & he is so nice, with all
his piercing & tattoos & his big motorcycle.
But it's not only that Mum, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will
be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more
children with me & that's one of my dreams too.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing
it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine &
ecstasy we may want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure,
for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so that you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted
to show you that there are worse things in life than the school
report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you
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