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  • Mum's worst nightmare

    Thought this was pretty good, why didn't I think of that whilst at school:


    A mother enters her daughter's bedroom & sees a letter over the
    bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

    It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have
    eloped with my new boyfriend.
    I found real passion & he is so nice, with all
    his piercing & tattoos & his big motorcycle.
    But it's not only that Mum, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will
    be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more
    children with me & that's one of my dreams too.
    I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing
    it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine &
    ecstasy we may want.
    In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure,
    for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
    Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so that you can get to know your
    grandchildren.
    Your daughter, Judith


    PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted
    to show you that there are worse things in life than the school
    report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you

    * ONE DOES NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF FREEDOM TILL THEY RIDE ! *

    <span style="font-family:Comic Sans Ms">HAVE I MENTIONED I GOT TO HUG ROSSI????</span>

  • #2
    Nice...
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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    • #3
      Hahaha....only thing is my Mum wouldn't beleive a word in the first place and I would still be in the shit :!: :roll:

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      • #4
        That was classic
        You put the c*nt in country run

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        • #5
          HAHAHA lub it!

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          • #6
            Classic, i enjoyed it ....
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