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    If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you.
    But that you may not know is that many have a gender. For example...

    Freezer bags -
    Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.

    Photocopier -
    Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc, if the wrong buttons are pushed.

    Tyre -
    Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.

    Hot Air Balloon -
    Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it's
    ass end, of course, there's the hot air part.

    Sponges -
    Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.
    Web page - Female, because they're always getting hit on.

    London Underground -
    Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick up people.

    Hourglass -
    Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

    Hammer -
    Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's
    handy to have around.

    Remote control -
    Female..Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider - It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

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    Seen it before but always good to see again...

    Ome of those are so true
    * ONE DOES NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF FREEDOM TILL THEY RIDE ! *

    <span style="font-family:Comic Sans Ms">HAVE I MENTIONED I GOT TO HUG ROSSI????</span>

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        One of those are so true
      Only one :!: Read again girl

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      • #4
          One of those are so true
        Only one :!: Read again girl
        Sorry was supposed be SOME not Ome... Bloody cold fingers
        * ONE DOES NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF FREEDOM TILL THEY RIDE ! *

        <span style="font-family:Comic Sans Ms">HAVE I MENTIONED I GOT TO HUG ROSSI????</span>

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