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    Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it's in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table:
    "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping Love You!"
    So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there IS a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
    His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last
    night?"
    His son says, "Well Dad, you came home after 3 AM, drunk and delirious! broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door!"
    Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, with
    breakfast on the table waiting for me?"
    His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm
    married!"

    A self-induced hangover - $100.00
    Broken furniture - $200.00
    Breakfast - $10.00
    Saying the right thing - PRICELESS
    ...having dinner with KARMA tonight...

  • #2
    I Like that. That's good!
    HONDA! F#@ YER!

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    • #3
      Hahaha.... I like that one... hehehe...
      Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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      • #4
        No way :!: No amount of words would be gettin me to clean up spew :!:

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        • #5
          haha.. very cool
          Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.

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          • #6
            Funny funny - wonder if it works?



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            • #7
              No way :!: No amount of words would be gettin me to clean up spew  :!:  
              dammit...remind me never to hit the piss at yer place then!!

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              • #8
                No way :!: No amount of words would be gettin me to clean up spew  :!:  

                KEG PARTY AT PURE POWERS HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                I'm the noob you all pwn!

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                • #9
                  Good Luck.....Don't clean up spew, don't cook breakfast and no asprin.....still wanna come over :twisted: :!: :?:

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                  • #10
                    Good Luck.....Don't clean up spew, don't cook breakfast and no asprin.....still wanna come over  :twisted:  :!:  :?:
                    ssuuuurree do!!

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                    • #11
                      Aslong as thiers drinks and shelter nutin else matters - for a keg party anyway

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                      • #12
                        ...and the shelter is optional.

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                        • #13
                          Not enough room at my new place for a party boys!!! :cry: If I still lived in the sticks there would be heaps of shelter (trees) :roll:

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                          • #14
                            what kind of woman wont clean spew... shocking... who else is gonna clean it...

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                            • #15
                              what kind of woman wont clean spew... shocking... who else is gonna clean it...
                              Hmm. the cleaner perhaps...
                              If only the young knew; If only the old could

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