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    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: (new 2004 version)

    1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED PERSON.
    2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
    3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
    4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
    5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
    6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
    7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
    8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
    9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
    10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
    11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
    12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.


    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLIITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
    2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
    3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
    DESTINATIONS.
    4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
    5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
    6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN! DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY
    HORIZONTAL.
    7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
    8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
    9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
    10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
    11. It's not his crack you see hanging out of his pants....It is MALE CLEAVAGE

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    THIS POST

    1. Is not NEW - Has been DONE BEFORE.

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    other than that.. its mediocre

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      Re: Women and Men PC Talk

      1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
      I'm writing that one down

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        THIS POST

        1. Is not NEW - Has been DONE BEFORE
        Well it must have been before my time or else I wouldn"t have posted it :!:

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          THIS POST

          1. Is not NEW - Has been DONE BEFORE
          Well it must have been before my time or else I wouldn"t have posted it :!:
          you youngin' - or FORUM INEXPERIENCED
          Originally posted by vk6hgr
          My Hyosung couldn't do that speed if it was dropped in from orbit.

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          • #6
            THIS POST

            1. Is not NEW - Has been DONE BEFORE
            Well it must have been before my time or else I wouldn"t have posted it :!:
            you youngin' - or FORUM INEXPERIENCED
            Errr uuummmm...I'll say both to be safe

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              • #8
                nice one Pure
                1, Always look good
                2, Always know what you're doing
                3, In failure of step 2 refer to step one

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