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    One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
    He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of
    catching one,his wife asked a question, and as turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only
    pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of
    trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
    As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her
    date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he
    could get the peanut out.
    The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to
    shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the
    daughter took the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.
    Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's
    so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be
    when he grows older?"
    The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."

  • #2
    :shock:

    (\__/)
    (='.'=)
    (")_(")

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    • #3
      eww
      mmmmm sacrilicious

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      • #4
        HAHAHA....

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        • #5
          :shock: JUST COS HE TAMPERED WITH HER DOESNT MEAN HE HAS TO MARRY HER?

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          • #6
            hehehehe..... classic..... hahahaha

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