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    A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female
    teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about
    thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see
    the horses.

    When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided
    that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with
    the other.

    The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room
    when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could
    reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys
    with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one
    holding onto their "wee wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.

    As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade."

    No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh."