Got to love this Classic

[Boxhead]

Call an Ambulance, I just cracked my head open FALLING OFF MY CHAIR

[mastrmage]

hehe cruel! .. nice

[PrestigeCBR]

> >Classic!
> >This has to be the joke of the year!!
> >
> >I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men & women differ so
> >much.
> >And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
> >I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their
> >heart.
> >I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a
> >state
> >of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do."
> >
> >FOR EXAMPLE:
> >
> >One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
> >
> >Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't
feel
> >like it, I just want you to hold me."
> >
> >I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"
> >
> >So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to
> >hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
enough
> >for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
> >
> >She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for
who
> >I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
> >Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
> >
> >The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
> >her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
> >unnamed dept. store.
> >
> >I walked around with her while she tried on several different very
> >expensive
> >outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just
buy
> >them all.
> >
> >She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a
> >pair for each outfit.
> >
> >We went on to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond
> >earrings.
> >
> >Let me tell you...she was so excited! She must have thought I was one
wave
> >short of a shipwreck.
> >
> >I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis
> >bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
> >
> >I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
> >She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
> >Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
> >dear, let's go to the cashier".
> >
> >I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
> >like it."
> >
> >Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
> >"WHAT???!!!"
> >
> >I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for
awhile..
> >
> >You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to
> >satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
> >
> >And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added,
> >"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?"
> >
> >Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.........................
> >
> >Amen............................................. ...............