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    > >Classic!
    > >This has to be the joke of the year!!
    > >
    > >I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men & women differ so
    > >much.
    > >And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
    > >I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
    > >heart.
    > >I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a
    > >state
    > >of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do."
    > >
    > >
    > >One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
    > >
    > >Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't
    > >like it, I just want you to hold me."
    > >
    > >I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"
    > >
    > >So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to
    > >hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
    > >for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
    > >
    > >She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for
    > >I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
    > >Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
    > >
    > >The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
    > >her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
    > >unnamed dept. store.
    > >
    > >I walked around with her while she tried on several different very
    > >expensive
    > >outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just
    > >them all.
    > >
    > >She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a
    > >pair for each outfit.
    > >
    > >We went on to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond
    > >earrings.
    > >
    > >Let me tell you...she was so excited! She must have thought I was one
    > >short of a shipwreck.
    > >
    > >I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis
    > >bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
    > >
    > >I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
    > >She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
    > >Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
    > >dear, let's go to the cashier".
    > >
    > >I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
    > >like it."
    > >
    > >Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
    > >"WHAT???!!!"
    > >
    > >I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for
    > >
    > >You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
    > >satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
    > >
    > >And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added,
    > >"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
    > >
    > >Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.........................
    > >
    > >Amen............................................. ...............

  • #2
    hehe cruel! .. nice
    mmmmm sacrilicious


    • #3
      Call an Ambulance, I just cracked my head open FALLING OFF MY CHAIR
      Quote: "What do i like about the GP?......The Crumpet I S&#39;pose" <span style="font-family:Times">The Late Barry Sheene &#39;01</span>