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    A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to
    her "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars?
    "Are you nuts?" she replies. And keeps walking away.


    He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she
    does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for 1,000 dollars?" he asks
    again.
    "Listen sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"


    So the guy runs again around the next block and faces her again: "Would you
    let me bite your breasts just once for 10,000 dollars?"
    She thinks about it for a while and "Hmmm 10,000 dollars, eh? "Ok, just
    once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."


    So they went to that alley and she takes off the blouse and bra to reveal
    the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them he jumps on
    them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his
    face in them...but not biting.


    In the end the woman gets all annoyed and asks: "Are you gonna bite them or
    what?"
    "Nah", he replies. "Costs too much."
    Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.

  • #2
    *giggle*


    8) 8)
    mmmmm sacrilicious

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    • #3
      BOOYA!
      1, Always look good
      2, Always know what you're doing
      3, In failure of step 2 refer to step one

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      • #4
        HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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        • #5
          TYPICAL...but funny

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          • #6
            smart man!
            Ideal Soccer Team

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            • #7
              haha

              *takes notes*

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              • #8
                Werd!!!
                Quote: "What do i like about the GP?......The Crumpet I S&#39;pose" <span style="font-family:Times">The Late Barry Sheene &#39;01</span>

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                • #9
                  Ha ha

                  - * note to self, make new entry on 'to do' list



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